no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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