My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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