My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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