His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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