Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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