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So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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