Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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