it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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