So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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