Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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