Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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