I only kidnapped one of them. chill
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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