bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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