Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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