what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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