the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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