am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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