in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I had to cum in my sink.
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