My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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