Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Randomize
