If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm bleeding and have questions
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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