Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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