i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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