Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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