Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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