hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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