So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Welp...herpes.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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