i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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