ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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