How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize