like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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