Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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