yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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