DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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