): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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