So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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