idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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