Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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