She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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