i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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