READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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