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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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