No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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