I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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