And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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