i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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