Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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