people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
