does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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