I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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