I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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