i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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