haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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