So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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