No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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