You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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