I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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