You work out of a Hotel?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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