She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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